Workouts You Might Do When You Don’t Like Working Out

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If you really don’t like working out….AT ALL, but you’re always horny AF! You’re gonna love this article.

Make no mistake about it, breathing also burn calories, so there’s no such thing as your body NEVER working out, it’s not designed to stay stagnate. The only thing is, calories are simply a bunch of fuel pods that needs to be burned. Look at things like potato chips as wasted leaded gasoline at 35 octane (empty calories=calories with no nutritional value=waste of chewing time) with water making up the majority of the mix, and you’re willing to spend less money on this cheap gasoline to fill your tank, but there’s nothing to burn. So your body just stores it in pods which expands your body that you might call being “fat”. But just because you do this so that you can AT LEAST make the trip and to your destination, doesn’t mean you’d have the energy and stamina to enjoy the rides AT the destination. Your octane went to sleep.

But let’s say you decided to do the opposite and be ready to perform like an enduring Olympic athlete after you get to your destination, and have more energy for the after-party encore. So you put in your body high quality PREMIUM unleaded 93 octane fuel that burns not only more calories, but stimulate your muscles to perform moves that would make the person believe you’re not even human! You see, when you take care of your body mentally and NUTRITIONALLY, oh best believe your body will return a favor to you that would make you feel like a god!

With all that said, we want you to be prepared with THE ENERGY to perform these erotic moves with you and yourself (or your partner) all day or night long and seen as a legend. Check it out!

Sex positions that burn the same calories as Olympic events (12 Photos)

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Event: 100 M Sprint
Position: 2.5 mins Missionary
Muscles Used: Glute, hips, and legs
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Event: Gymnastics
Position: 25 mins Legs in the air
Muscles Used: Abs, back, and legs
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Event: Steeplechase
Position: 50 mins Doggy Style
Muscles Used: Abs, glute, hips, and legs
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Event: Archery
Position: 30 mins Masterbation
Muscles Used: Arms
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Event: Javelin
Position: 20 mins Handjob
Muscles Used: Abs and arms
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Event: Pole Vault
Position: 20 mins Wheelbarrow
Muscles Used: Abs, back, and legs
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Event: 1 KM Cycling
Position: 10 mins Standing
Muscles Used: Abs, back, glutes, hips and legs
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Event: High Jump
Position: 20 mins 69
Muscles Used: Abs, back, hips, and legs
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Event: Triple Jump
Position: 20 mins Cow Girl
Muscles Used: Abs, back, hips, and legs
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Event: Rowing
Position: 25 mins Reverse Cow Girl
Muscles Used: Arms, back, hips, and legs
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Event: 100 M Swimming
Position: 20 mins Oral
Muscles Used: Abs, back, chest, and legs
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Event: 110 M Hurdles
Position: 3 mins Squatting
Muscles Used: Abs, glute, hips, and legs

Source: drfelix.co.uk

Now you tell us, WHO DOES NOT LIKE HAVING SEX? Do you look forward to it? Is it better than dragging your ass to the gym? And does the excitement during sex encourage you to go longer, stronger and be creative with moves? This build even more muscles! Win-win-win-triple win.

What’s your favorite “Olympic” performance? You don’t have to be a professional athlete to perform like one. Look at it like this; pro athletes are REQUIRED to be strict about their diet and workouts. You have the option to turn both into a fun, exciting, spontaneous erotic event! But whichever you choose, make sure you put the right athletic fuel in you to have the endurance, stamina, drive and energy to make the destination worth coming too….haha see what we did there?

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